[Cue the "Jeopardy" time track...]

So. He's come through two surgeries on his head in two days with barely a grimace on his little face. Radical, extensive, invasive surgery - no problem. Eat, sleep and poop, like all babies do? Problem. By now, Suzette and I have explained why his digestive system is taking a while to reboot and get up to full operating speed, but to tell the truth, we're both tired of the explanation. We just want the boy home. So. [Cue "The Prayer" from "Les Mis"...]

Dear God, please bring my son home. Soon. Amen.

[Cue the ticking clock...]